Interesting, Doug... As a child, I was a Twinkie fiend. One day, at the age of 13, I read the ingredients on a Twinkie package (I remember I was in a store and it took quite awhile to read all those healthy ingredients).

From that point on, starting reading labels and making healthier choices. Haven't had a Twinkie since. I can only imagine a twinkie with real cream though. Ummmmmm...
And not much beats fresh squeezed OJ...