From my collection of mountaineering quotes, tent chapter:
first, some real 4-season advice:
[Brad]Washburn had told us that you build igloos because they don’t flap in the wind, and “because you have to go outside to find out what the weather is doing.”
Jonathan Waterman, In The Shadow of Denali, page 35
and this one for fun:
Never camp below the French. They will shite on you from a great height.
Spoken by, naturally, a Brit: Brian Blessed
Matt Dickinson, The Other Side of Everest, p.47