Big Whitney Mike - I mean Jeff M - once hiked the entire John Muir Trail with six cats.
I take exception to your characterization of my JMT trip. You're implying that I'm a "cat person" and that I would subject myself to ridicule for traveling the entire length of the JMT in that way. Yes, I did pass a man who had six wives, and each wife had six sacks, and in each sack were six cats. However, they were going in the opposite direction. For you to confuse me with one of that party is offensive and frankly rude---especially since it's very well-known that I only had 5 cats and a wall-eyed ferret.
Get your facts straight, Nimbus.